Fukitol (Robin Williams)

An anti-depressant of such power that it’s the closest thing you’ll ever feel to being in a coma, Fukitol doesn’t actually make any problems go away it just makes you not care about them. Whatever the problem is – even if it’s the fact that you’re sitting in your own dung – you can just say “Fuck it all” and go on with your day.

Side effects of Fukitol can include artificial insemination…

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Origin: Live on Broadway by Robin Williams.