Coke45

Coke45 is the most potent drug ever created. A single gram of it could turn an entire god-fearing mid-western town of patriotic Americans into godless, fornicating socialists. It was created by the criminal drug dealing enterprise headed by Jans M’Jor “Disco” Discau, in his labs under Disco Hippo Wonderland, the legitimate front of his organisation.

Law enforcement agencies tracking Discau’s actions reckoned that taking it down would be largest drug bust of all time. However, before they were able to do so, a category 6 hurricane intervened, and Discau ordered most of the drug fed to his hippos, to create even more chaos. Discau and the remaining supplies of Coke45 were destroyed in a battle with law enforcement agencies, and the hippos eventually returned to normal when the drug wore off.

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Origin: The Florida Hippopotamus Cocaine Massacre by Fred Kennedy.